'Percept Picture Company.'
In a search for myself.
I hope that if only I had found a bit of you in myself.
Undoubtedly, you're an individual. There's a difference between us.
As if we're walking together but there's a road between us.
I experience different aspects of life.
I enrich my world with different feelings.
So what if you're not like me...
...you're still a part of me.
You're another aspect of my identity.
So what if you're not like me... you're still a part of me.
You're another aspect of my identity.
In a search for myself.
I hope that if only I had found a bit of you in myself.
'It's said there's somewhere a girl made for every boy.'
'But until the age of five, I didn't even know...
...whether I was a boy or a girl.'
'That's because when I was small...
...my parents always used to dress me like a girl.'
'Can you imagine? '
'Actually, they wanted a girl. But, what to do? They got me.'
'That's me. So sweet, am I not? '
'I grew up in Mumbai.'
'And staying in Mumbai for twenty years...
...you do come to know the difference...
...between a girl and a boy, right? '
Shut up! I will become a qualified engineer this year.
With my own money! - Great! Great!
Not like you guys, living on pocket money.
Right! Right! - Hey, you have been doing...
...the same thing since the past three years. Just killing time.
Come on! Come on! Come on! - Come on, have the free snacks.
Yes, have the free snacks, you horse.
'Now I was less of a boy and more of a dish antenna.'
'An expert in catching signals of the girls.'
'Thought I didn't catch a girl for myself as yet.'
'But I felt all that is about to change.'
Guys, I am going to get lucky tonight. - You?
You!
Who is it? - Your mother!
You are out, right? - Mother!
Yes! You are in a disco, right? - No. - I can hear the music.
No, mother. I am not outside. It's the wedding music.
Someone's wedding procession is passing by.
Useless, why didn't you go to aunt Sandhya's house?
You know that she lives alone. - Yes, mother.
And she wants you to meet some unfortunate girl.
I don't want to meet any girl, mother.
I am concentrating on my studies.
You concentrate on your studies and graduate this year.
Okay, mother. Then I will be concentrating on my work.
Forget that. You first go and meet your aunt Sandhya first.
Yes mother, I am going to meet aunt Sandhya.
I am on my way. That... actually... the bridge is coming...
The network is getting... - Hello, Chiku!
Listen! Chiku!
Okay guys, sorry. I have to go. Bye. - Hey, bill...
'I lost another chance. This is the story of my life.'
'Fate used to make me go up and down. Up and down.'
'Just like this lift. Why is it going up? '
'Beer and grams are a very deadly combination.'
'Whoa! What a sound! I should name it.'
'Debu.'
'Hello, what is this lift doing? '
'Well, hello! '
'Welcome again.'
'I knew I was going to get lucky tonight.'
'My destiny was finally favouring me.'
'This Debu is still here? '
That button. If you press that, the lift will stop.
'Go away, Debu, you will ruin my chance.'
'She hates Debu, then how will she love me? '
God, lift! Stop please!
'Oh no, Debu.'
'So this is how my, Kabir Archarekar's...
...another day was about to end.'
Hey, are you crazy?
That 11:07 Thane local moved her tresses...
...and made her intoxicated eyes meet mine.'
'She was beautiful.'
'Not just her eyes, even she was intoxicated.'
'Who would want such a wife? '
Hey, what have I done? - Aren't you ashamed?
An old man is standing and you are sitting!
Idiot! Get lost!
'Drunkard was doing social service.'
Thank you, thank you. - Please sit.
'Oh no, mount Fuji was about to erupt! '
Hey! Hey! What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Look! She ruined my clothes.
You saw she made me sit and then did this.
Darling... darling...
Darling... - It's stinking. It's stinking.
'Darling, me? '
What have I done? I don't know her!
Okay.
You should clean it. You should clean it.
This is a public property and not your private property.
You should clean it.
Hello, pussy cat.
'She was very heavy compared to the figure she had.'
'But she was completely out now.'
'And this was the chance! Run, Kabir, run!
'Run! Run, fast! Before she wakes up! That's right, Kabir.'
'Leave this drunk girl alone at Parel station...
...in such a condition and run! '
'I wish I could do that. But what to do? '
'I had to make sure she is safe.'
'I felt that this is my responsibility.'
'And hence I will have to take care of her.'
'Why do girls have their entire wardrobe in their bag? '
'I will never be able to understand that.'
'I don't know why I was stuck with her at midnight.'
'Had she fainted at Dadar station instead of Parel...
...then at least I could have gotten a taxi.'
'I had only one option.'
Sir, I need a room. - She?
She is with me.
She is with you or... - Nothing like that.
She is just a little unwell.
The ones feeling unwell come here instead of going to the hospital.
Payment? Cash or card? - Cash.
Rupees 2,000 only. - 2,000!
Do you have it or... - No, I will give it. I'll pay.
Chotu! - Come, sir.
Come in, sir.
'My plan was that I will make her sleep...
...in the hotel and return home. But... '
Okay, thank you.
Goodnight, sir. - Goodnight.
Goodnight, sir. - I said good...
Sweetdreams, sir.
No, sir.
'He won't accept change. He wanted currency notes.'
'My last reserve 50 rupees came down to 30 now.'
Happy birthday, sir.
'My God! He looked a distant relative of Jaadu.'
'I didn't feel it's right to leave this drunkard...
...here in this condition.'
'But don't get any ideas, okay? '
'Just trying to make sure that she is safe and sound.'
'Speaking of sound, wow, perfect.'
'She snores too. Just my luck.'
'So this was the first time I was alone in a room with a girl.'
'And that too like this.'
'Disgusting.'
'It was hot.'
'So like a thorough gentlemen, I decided to do something.'
'They should have at least installed an air conditioner...
...worth 500 rupees, in a room worth 2,000 rupees.'
'Oh no.'
'Never mind. Even I am an engineering student.'
Hey manager, put the power back on!
Oh no! - You have charged us for it! Switch on the lights!
I haven't done anything. I am sleeping.
No, nothing happened from our room.
The car is moving in north direction instead of south!
I don't know. Look, I don't know anything.
Hello! - Switch on the lights! - Call the police!
'Even after everything happened...
...the story doesn't end here.'
Come on, come on! Come on! Go back! Go back! Go back!
Come on! Bend down and catch your ears!
Public nonsense! Bend down and catch your ears!
Should I SMS it to you?
Come on, sit down, catch your ears and bend over!
Come on!
Hey public nonsense, come on, lie down.
Come on, lie down.
Head down! Head down!
Come on, lie down.
Hey, come on.
See, his ears are so soft.
If his hears are so soft then...
Take me... c'mon...
'Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! '
Hey newbie, it's time. Hey you, come on.
Move! Get going!
Wake up! Wake up!
Hey handsome, at least give me your phone number.
We will play together when I get out.
Hey pickpocket, keep quiet or I will give you a tight slap.
Romeo! - Pickpocket?
Hey... hey, come... come.
'I always wanted to do something different.'
'I told my parents ample number of times...
...to help me in opening a beer bar.'
'But this tormenting society... '
Look where you're going!
I don't know how much more tea he will drink.
This is the fourth serving. When will I cook?
And this boy hasn't come as yet too.
This is your last tea.
Newspaper... newspaper...
Hi, father. - Hi! - Where is your tee shirt?
Mother, there was a naked child.
He was feeling cold and hence I gave it to him.
Did you go to meet aunt Sandhya at Worli?
Yes, I went to Worli! - You are lying! - Mother! Mother!
You didn't go to Worli! - Mother!
She called me up! - Mother! Mother, I had gone to Worli!
I didn't go to aunt's house but I went to Worli.
And your tee shirt, you gave it to a naked child?
Mother! Mother! - You philander all night long.
Why are you hitting me? - You blew up your fee money.
Hey, my newspaper... - How many years will you fail in engineering?
Mother... - Now have you gone deaf too? Answer the phone.
This is not my ringtone. - But it is your phone, you idiot.
Hello. - You lousy phone thief!
Who is this? - Your grandmom.
Get out of your house and meet me at Nariman point right now!
Why? - Because if you don't reach Nariman point in 10 minutes...
...then I will throw your phone into the sea!
No, I am coming.
Excuse me... - Aren't you ashamed to tease a Ionely girl?
Idiot! - Tease? Whom did I tease?
Me! Last night.
First, I saved your life.
Then I stayed in prison the whole night.
You made me deliver your phone.
And now you say that I teased you.
No thank you or anything!
Why are you standing there, come on.
Come on? Where to? - Do you wish to die?
Don't ask questions. Follow me.
Order something.
Sea breeze. Sea breeze sounds good.
And... this pasta, this pasta is also good.
Kokomojo... - A thin crust pizza with sun-dried tomatoes...
...oregano, pepperoni and no chilly flakes.
Okay, that's fine too. But I will take this...
Just coffee.
Excuse me!
Excuse me! We have been sitting here...
...since two hours and no one has taken our order.
You are in service industry, right?
Where have you done your hotel management from?
Is this how you treat your guests?
Is there only one table in this restaurant?
Excuse me, just a moment, why are you shouting?
Excuse me, please don't interfere okay?
I have been noticing from past two hours that...
...you have been eating this 70 rupees sandwich and killing time.
Sit down now!
Customer is God! Customer is always right.
Never make a customer wait for so long, okay?
Now get me two tequilas, a pizza and a coffee.
'Oh God, she is a mix of Keshto Mukherjee and Medha Patkar.'
Why are you making so much noise!
What does she think of herself!
Water.
I have never been on such a date.
What did you say? A date? You think this is a date?
Do you wish to die?
What happened last night?
Last night? Nothing happened last night. I was at the station.
And you too were at the station.
But I think... you had a little too much to drink.
Because... your... legs were wobbling off the platform.
And the train was coming from the other end.
The train was coming and I saved you from the train.
And after saving you... there were a lot of problems.
But I... I wanted to drop you home but I couldn't find a taxi.
Hence I had to pick you up and take you to a hotel.
I paid for the room too.
After paying for the room, I put you to sleep in the room.
But the air conditioner wasn't working.
And I didn't want you to feel hot.
So I was repairing the air conditioner.
I don't know what happened when I was repairing it but...
...the entire hotel's power went off and...
You want me to believe that?
'Even after doing so much for her?! '
'Kabir, be a man! '
Yes.
Here.
'Insult! '
'What happened now? '
'How many roles will she change in two hours? '
Hey, why are you crying?
Handkerchief.
Actually... I had a break up with my boyfriend.
That is my handkerchief.
What happened to her?
What's wrong with her? - I don't know.
She is drunk, man! - She is drunk?
Her head is down. - She has passed out?
What are you saying?
Please, not again. Please, not again. Wake up.
'A man makes a mistake once.'
'The one who does it twice is a donkey.'
You are back! Out! Out! Stop! Stop!
Get out! - Sir... - Stop right there! Stop!
Go back from the door you came in! Go!
I won't touch the light switch, sir.
I... I don't want to hear any excuses, you get out!
Sir, I am very helpless, sir.
What is your helplessness? - Sir, she is very ill, sir. - III?
If she doesn't sleep for 8 hours her condition will deteriorate.
And then it will pass on to me.
After that you will be blamed for our death, sir.
Sir, if you don't give me a room...
...then I will leave her here and then...
...you will be answerable to the police, sir.
Look! Look! Look, don't leave her here. Look. Look...
I will... I will give you a room only on one condition. - Anything, sir...
You won't touch the switch. - I won't even look at it, sir.
Come in, sir. Come...
'I felt like hitting rather than paying him.'
'But what to do it was the question of my honour.'
'After all I had a girl with me.'
Happy Diwali, sir.
'It was a different thing that the girl was unconscious.'
'Thank God. Is she a girl or a tanker? '
'She had made a Powai lake here.'
'She had tequila for two nights consecutively and was out! '
'I had never met a girl like her.'
'I felt as if I was back on the playground of my school.'
'On a seesaw.'
'I never had so much fun with anyone.'
'She was really very good fun, but very strange.'
This is good morning Mumbai...
...and with you, are Taran and Jaggu... - It's 7.02 and a lovely...
You know, you always pass out drunk whenever you meet me.
That's not done, you know.
And on top of that, I have to pick you up...
...and move around in the city.
You know because of you how much...
...my calf muscles are paining from past two days.
On top of that the hotel manager downstairs...
...Iooks at me very suspiciously.
All because of you.
And anyway, I have seen your l-card.
You are a year younger to me!
You should show some respect towards me.
Respect!
'So this was our beginning.'
'I was already beaten up twice since I met her.'
'I went to prison once and toured...
...Mumbai with her on my back twice.'
Don't hit me!
'I had lost three kilos in two meetings.'
'And the good thing is that I could fit into my old jeans.'
'But this was just a trailer.'
Vishal Deshmukh. - Present, sir.
Rekha Shetty! - Present, sir.
Neeti Sharma. - Present, sir.
Prakash Sharma. - Present, sir.
Guzratri Kawarwal. - Present, sir.
Mahesh Shahane. - Present, sir.
Kabir Archarekar!
- Present, sir.
You have got a great smile.
I have been seeing you in the same class from the past four years.
I am bored of seeing you. Aren't you bored?
Sir, I am following Gandhi. I am testing my patience.
It's better if you don't use the word test.
You will fail again.
Excuse me, sir. - Yes?
You didn't tell me, man.
How may I help you, ma'am?
Actually I am looking for someone.
Him.
Kabir - When did you get this catch?
I didn't, I got caught.
Let's go. - Where?
Come with me. - I am studying, attending the class.
Kabir, come with me. - I have to attend this class.
Hello, you young girl, what's happening?
What is the matter?
Kabir, you may leave the class.
You go, I won't mark you absent.
You should help your girlfriend at such a delicate time.
You should support her if you can.
Let it come.
You get up, Kabir, please leave the class.
Yes, sir.
Bye.
What say? Didn't I get you out? Just like this!
What did you tell the professor?
Nothing. Just that I am pregnant with your child.
And you are taking me to the hospital for an abortion.
My heart is having a little doubt.
Is this girl the reason?
A sweet dream girl is right in front of me!
No! No! No! No! No!
Don't talk about love!
It's not so easy... to find love.
Just shut up, shut up and dance!
Just shut up!
I like it! I like it! I like it, because you need me.
I like it! I like it! I like it, because you love me.
Just shut up, shut up. Just shut up, shut up.
Come, come close to me.
Come, look into my eyes.
Take me in your arms.
We've got such a nice chance.
This beautiful weather.
We might never experience this again!
Come back to your senses.
Where are you lost?
Don't build such dreams.
Listen, don't make up stories.
You forget about this story!
No! No! No! No! No! Don't go!
Taking my heart away, my love.
Leaving me alone, my sweetheart.
Just shut up, shut up and dance!
Just shut up!
Just shut up, shut up and dance!
Just shut up!
Just shut up, shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
What are you looking at? Read it.
Now? I will go home and read it.
Do you wish to die? Read it now.
'The drunkard liked to write scripts too.'
'That too along with the background music.'
'She used to give me earphones...
...and script in my hand and that's it! '
'The movie begins.'
'The story was based in future, the year 2050.'
'Women have taken over the world.'
'Girls rule the world.'
'They have made all the boys in the world like girls.'
'This idea seems familiar.'
'Anyway, there was just one group of men alive.'
'Which was still saving the manhood.'
'They wanted to catch the boys, hit them and turn them into men.'
'Of the ones caught by them was the daredevil leader...
...of the girls' Kuhumini's pet, Kabiri.'
'Kuhumini gets angry hearing that Kabiri got captured.'
'And she all by herself goes to finish the group...
...of the only men left.'
Catch her!
'Kuhumini frees her pet Kabiri and...
...captures him in her cage once again.'
How was it?
'Careful Kabir, this is the terrace of an 18 storied building.'
It's very nice.
- And?
What a deep thought. And it's very... futuristic. - And?
I mean it's entertaining and it makes you think as well.
Oh Kabir... one day this film will be made...
...and I will be as free as this air.
Me too. - Idiot, you want to make Titanic?
Let's go.
'She was always fun and unpredictable.'
How deep must this water be?
I don't know, it's not written.
They should actually mention it.
So... you find out how deep it is.
You want me to go in?
I can't. - Go and find out how deep the water is, Kabir.
No! No! I will ask someone.
Hey, mister!
Help!
Help! Help!
Help me! I can't swim!
Help!
Help me!
Mummy!
Come on!
Sit down, Kabir.
Why didn't you tell me that you don't know to swim?
What did I know...
What did I know that you will try to drown me?
'From that day onwards, I tried to avoid her for many days.'
'But what to do, that wasn't my destiny.'
'She used to meet me and stick...
...with me like an old chewing gum.'
Kabir!
Have you gone mad? Why are you using the wrong stairs?
You were running away from me? - No.
Idiot! Do you wish to die?
Let's go.
You have actually turned me into a donkey.
Let's go, Kabir.
My heels!
My feet!
Come on, Kabir, let's go there and sit.
As it is, I can't walk.
My heels are killing me.
Should I massage your legs?
Do one thing, Kabir, exchange your shoes with mine.
What? How can I wear this, I am not a girl.
Why? Why can't you wear them?
They won't fit me.
At least try them, Kabir.
Let's do one thing, you can wear my shoes.
I will carry yours.
Okay, I will buy you new shoes.
You will never be able to understand girls.
Go to hell.
Okay, dear. I will do it.
Come on, Kabir, you look so graceful.
You're looking really good.
Kabir... you want to know a secret?
I am not wearing anything inside today!
'What can a boy do when he faces such temptation? '
'She was really an expert in giving pain and pleasure.'
I am going! I am going!
'As I spent more and more time with her...
...she slowly started dwelling in such corners...
...of my mind and heart which were not visited by anyone but me.'
'And I mean... no one.'
Whatever is mine is yours.
Whatever is yours is mine.
Come on, come into my arms.
What, what should I do with you?
Your style, your stubbornness, your attitude.
I have started going crazy for you.
Your style, your stubbornness, your attitude.
I have started going crazy for you.
Keep your eyes locked in mine.
Let my heart be at peace.
Keep your eyes locked in mine.
Let my heart be at peace.
My sweetheart.
Let's meet openly and commit a sin!
Look into my eyes and make my heart miss a beat.
Stealthily make me yours.
Look into my eyes and make my heart miss a beat.
Stealthily make me yours.
Keep your eyes locked in mine.
Let my heart be at peace.
Keep your eyes locked in mine.
Let my heart be at peace.
Look into my eyes and make my heart miss a beat.
Stealthily make me yours.
There is a little pain, a little throbbing, a little hurt.
I feel alive, my body is wet, and my body is craving.
My body is melting down.
Why is there smoke?
Caress my body with your breath.
My sweetheart.
Let's meet openly and commit a sin!
Look into my eyes and make my heart miss a beat.
Stealthily make me yours.
Look into my eyes and make my heart miss a beat.
Stealthily make me yours.
A little.
Commit a crime.
A little.
So tell me, truth or dare?
Say dare, dare! If you have the guts then say dare. Dare!
Do you have the guts to dare me?
I have the guts. But do you have the guts to do what I say?
Challenge? - Challenge! Challenge!
Tell me what do I have to do? Tell me!
If you can't do it then you will have to be my slave all your life.
And I do it then you will have to be my slave all your life.
Deal?
- Deal.
Tell me, what do I have to do?
You... Iove to be a superhero, don't you?
Tomorrow, you will spend the entire day in college...
...with your undergarments on top of your clothes.
Do it! Do it! Do it!
'Ramdas Purushottamdas College for girls.'
'Just a minute, when I thought about this, it was fine...
...if any girl wears her undergarments outside...
...then the boys will surely make her life miserable.'
'But this is... '
'A girls' college! Oh no, I didn't think about that.'
'She was already giving me a tough time.'
'After making me her slave she will donate...
...my organs before my death! What should I do? '
'Run? Fly? Dig a hole? '
'Come on, legs! Move it! Move it! Move it! '
'Oh no! I think I have got paralysis.'
Whose design is it, madam?
Okay? See you later, slave.
'I can't be a slave.'
I can't be a slave! - My newspaper!
I can't be a slave! I can't be a slave! I can't be a slave!
I can't be a slave!
I think he is studying very hard these days.
I think he will clear his exams this year.
What? If that wasn't love then what was all that?
What should I tell you?
Consider it to be a bad dream.
This mean... this means you lied to me.
Now will you stop acting?
Tell me, how I should get rid of her.
There is just one solution.
You go and tell her, I won't be your slave.
No! No! No! No! No, pal.
This is an unbreakable bond, it won't leave me.
It will break me. This idea won't suit me.
Great!
Okay listen... I have another... another idea.
I have a cousin, her name is Aditi.
Aditi? - Yes, Aditi.
Don't worry, I will do the acting... but yes, no kissing, okay.
And one more thing, don't keep your hand on my waist...
...for more than 30 seconds. Or else...
Or else what? - Or else, extra charge, stupid.
This is your family? - A distant cousin. Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Hey, there she comes. There she comes. There she comes.
Kuhu! You wait here. - Hey, what should I do?
Kabir!
Darling, it feels good, doesn't it?
Doesn't look like you are flying?
One, two, three, four, five... - What are you doing?
Didn't I tell you if you keep your hands around my...
...waist for more than 30 seconds then extra charge.
Just like titanic. - No!
Darling. Let's do titanic! Titanic.
No, darling. Hold me, darling. Hold me. - No! No! No!
It's lovely. It's lovely.
What's happening? - We are romancing.
We are enjoying and you are interrupting us.
Good that you saw all this now.
She is Aditi.
I love her and she loves me a lot.
She too likes titanic a lot, just like me.
But darling, who is she?
Darling, she is the one whose name I don't remember.
For the time being, she is just interrupting us.
Kuhu. - Who?
My name is Kuhu. - Kuhu.
Whatever! It doesn't matter to me.
We love each other a lot and I am very happy with Aditi.
Don't come forward! Don't come forward!
Move back! I am warning you! Move back!
I will take them and jump! I will jump!
Brother, if you want to jump then jump.
It's between you and them. Why are you involving us!
Just shut up! Just shut up! Shut up!
Simran!
Call Simran here! Call Simran here right now!
Otherwise... I will jump with the two of them, I am warning you.
No! No! - I will jump, I am serious.
Have you brought him on rent too?
Oh no! - No, he has come on his own.
But what's the problem, mister?
Simran. My girlfriend. And my friend, Kunal. Rogue!
One fine day she left with him.
Call her here! Call her!
I will be at peace when she sees how I died.
I cannot live without her.
I am going to die along with them. - No!
I am jumping... - No! No! No! Please!
Kabir, he won't do anything. - No, Kuhu, he will. He will.
You will do it, won't you? - Yes!
You saw! - I will do it. I will do it right now.
I am going to do it, call Simran. Call Simran!
You rogue, you didn't inform me about this scene.
Listen, if anything happens to me then your five generations...
...will have to look after my five generations! - Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up, will you? Will you?
Shut up! This is my scene!
What... what are you two doing up here?
I am committing suicide and you guys are blabbering.
Shut up! I am jumping! Call Simran! - Just a second.
Look, if you want to jump then jump with him, spare me.
I am a hired actress, please leave me.
Please. - Actress? Have you seen your hair?
You will never become an actress.
I am doing a favour on you... go, go!
Relax, sweetie! Relax! - I am not your sweetie, got it?
And you stupid loser, don't ever call me again!
Hey! What have I done? - Keep quiet!
I am going to jump. - What is your name?
Raj. - Can I ask you something, Raj?
Don't listen to her, you will die before your death.
You keep quiet, keep quiet or I will jump!
Why do you want to kill yourself, Raj?
Do you know how badly it hurts...
...when the person you love breaks your heart?
With every breath, I feel... my heart is going to burst.
Do you know how it feels? Yes? - I know.
You don't know. - I know it quite well, Raj.
What do you think? She will start loving you after you die?
You say that you truly love her but I don't think you truly love her.
If you did then you would have thought...
...about her happiness rather than yours.
It's very easy to die but very hard to truly love someone.
I see a nice man in you who can truly love someone.
But you will have to live for that and hence stop this nonsense.
And go and apologise to her.
Go away!
She is right! She is right.
Listen, I am telling you, she is a very nice girl.
She is a very nice girl. - Yes.
If you do anything to her then I won't jump but...
...I will surely throw you down from here.
I will surely throw you down from here. Okay?
I won't. I won't. I promise.
Thank you.
All the best.
Simran.
What were you doing? - What were you doing?
You shouldn't do anything like that, Raj.
Suicide is not the right thing to do. - Let's go.
Thanks.
You wanted to get rid of me! - No!
You brought a hired actress! - No! No! No!
Yes? What do you think of yourself!
I will break all your bones!
'I realised Kuhu's pain amidst her abuses and slaps.'
What do you think of yourself?
'Now I had just one aim in my life.'
'To understand Kuhu's pain and...
...bring laughter back into her life.'
I won! - I won!
Hey! I won! I took the minimum steps! - So what?
Kabir, let's play a game. - What game?
Do you see that line there? That one?
The people who are passing from there...
...if their right foot touches that line, then you win.
And if their left foot touches that line, then I win.
Alright, but what will I get if I win?
How about a kiss?
Do you wish to die? Not a kiss! A slap!
But it's you who'll slap me. What will I get if I win?
You can pinch me.
Wonderful! You can slap me if you win!
But I can just pinch you if I win! - I am a girl, Kabir!
Girls and boys are equal nowadays!
Fine! If you win, then slap me real hard!
And if you slap me gently, considering me a girl...
...then I'll murder you!
Done? Ready? - Ready.
Yummy! Wait a minute! Let me see my target!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Just keep it fixed!
Keep it fixed, okay?
One, zero. No, no, no! One, zero!
Hi.
What happened?! - Didn't you see?
She put her left foot forward!
Where?! I didn't see anyone doing anything!
Then pay attention! It's not my fault!
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right! About turn!
Boys, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right...
...left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right!
Left, right!
'People had such strange techniques to express their love.'
'Truth is stranger than fiction, you know.'
'One day, all of a sudden, I was ordered to come...
...for a coffee.'
'Kuhu had reserved one seat on our table.'
'I thought Kuhu's reason to be upset lies...
...behind these white flowers.'
'I wondered if she was sad today.'
Caught you!
'I had known her so much so far...
...that I could clearly see that she was hiding her sorrow.'
What are you going to have?
I'll have a... blue curacaos.
Do you wish to die? One black coffee without milk...
...and one fresh juice, orange.
'Lf she wished for this then I didn't want to see her sad.'
Will you tell me something?
I don't love you. If that's what you're asking, Kabir.
Can't you talk properly?
Can't you directly ask questions?
Why do you ask questions in the answer to every question?
Why do you ask so many questions?
Now don't confuse me, or else I'll forget my question.
Then that wasn't worth asking, Kabir.
Why are you so angry all the time?
Couldn't you tell me in advance...
...that you wanted to meet me today?
'Earphones, script, and one more film begins.'
'This story was also based on the future...
...when oil in the whole world gets over.'
'When oil in the whole world gets over? '
'No. Nothing.'
'The year is 2080. World war three has ended.'
'The entire machinery and technology of the world...
...has been destroyed.'
'And people are using horses...
...and bullock-carts once again.'
'Big cities have just become small villages now.'
'People are managing their lives with wild hens...
...goats and wild vegetables.'
'At such a time, people living in the Mumbai village...
...are being tortured by an evil man! '
'Who threatens to kill them and extorts money from them! '
'Strange! Everything is destroyed...
...but extortion still continues.'
'One day, a stranger comes there...
...riding a white horse, wearing a red hat.'
'Has this strange man also come to kill and threaten them...
...like that evil man Kabira! '
'Kabira! Kabira! Kabira! Kabira! Kabira! '
How did you like it?
How did you like it?! - Superb! Very nice!
Excellent! Mind-blowing!
And?
And... it's just that... why are all your ideas so futuristic?
Because the answers to all our questions...
...lie in the future, Kabir.
Oh! Like astrology?
Astrology... Anyway, forget it. Go and sell this script.
Sell this script? Why? To whom?
To the producer.
Sell it to the producer? To which producer?
Yashram films.
Try this. Last sip.
'Mother and father would have been so happy.'
'I entered an office for the first time in my life...
...to sell the script of Kuhu's futuristic action film.'
'It was obvious. I must have been madly in love with her.'
Hey, mister! Tell me! What is it?
Sir, this... script... - You too? Come on.
What is it? Where are you going?
You asked me to come. So I was coming after you.
I asked you to go there. I didn't ask you to come with me.
Do you see that queue?
Sir, this is Mumbai.
Everyone over here has a script.
From a milkman to Bhansali.
And everyone forms a queue there.
Go and stand in the queue.
'Milk man and Bhansali.'
'I wondered who wrote 'Saawariya' then.'
Move please... move...
What are you doing? - Sit on my lap.
Can I come in, sir? - Yes, yes. Please come in.
My dear young chap, please... I just have 10 minutes.
So... please tell me what film have you brought for me.
And give me a DVD. Please, I have very less time.
Sir, I haven't brought the DVD. I've brought the script.
What? Only the script?
Why didn't you get the original film along?
No, sir, this script is original.
Original? Even God's work is not original!
Do one thing. Tell me the story of a person's life...
...and I'll tell you which film it is inspired from.
Tell me, tell me, tell me. Okay, what's your story?
And... start now. - Oh...
In the year 2080, the people of Mumbai village...
...who are ruined due to the world war three...
...are in the clutches of a dangerous, evil man, Kabira!
Then, a stranger comes there, riding a white horse...
...wearing a red hat.
This stranger has come to this village with just one mission.
And that mission is Kabira.
This stranger actually turns out to be Kuhua.
'Kuhu. Kuhu. Kuhu.'
Kuhua, about whom everyone knows in the era of 2080...
...but no one had ever seen her.
A friend to the poor and a foe to the extortionists, Kuhua!
'Kuhua! Kuhua! Kuhua! '
She has brought an end to injustice in several villages.
Kuhua comes and asks Kabira to leave...
...the Mumbai village and go away.
Listening to the threats of a sensitive and beautiful girl...
...Kabira becomes furious!
He decided to make Kuhua a lesson for the villagers...
...so that the villagers don't try to mess with him the next time!
But after coming before Kuhua's deep eyes...
...and her gun, he realises why the world calls her Kuhua!
'Kuhua! '
Kuhua!
'Kuhua! Kuhua! '
Kuhua! 'Kuhua! '
Kuhua, the saviour of the villagers...
...becomes a stranger once again and goes away from there.
'The response of the script wasn't out of this world...
...but out of the office.'
Wonder where they come from!
If you get such pathetic scripts...
...then you'll surely be thrown out like that!
What happened? - He didn't like the script.
What?
She's too hot, man!
Friend, today even my status becomes higher...
...by calling you my friend.
Your girlfriend is beautiful, man!
She definitely kicks me all the time.
Dude, your girlfriend looks quite dominating, doesn't she?
You have no idea.
Okay, imagine you and her in one room.
She calls you close to her. - And slaps me.
'AII my friends felt that Kuhu is my girlfriend...
...and that I'm the luckiest guy in the world.'
'The truth was that I didn't even know...
...whether she loved me or not.'
'AII I knew was that I always wanted to see her happy.'
Hello. - Are you sleeping?
No. - You liar! Wake up!
I'm awake! I'm awake!
It's my birthday. - Really? Happy birthday.
Thanks. I want a present.
It's Kuhu's call. Just see if she's at home.
Present... I'll surely give you a present...
...but you won't beat me, will you?
Not today. But you'll have to please me today.
That's it? - Yes, that's it.
Okay, now listen to me carefully.
Go to the cycle shop across the street, wearing a petticoat.
The shopkeeper will give you a cycle.
Then ride the same cycle to 'Nana Nani' park...
...and steal a red rose for me from there, okay?
Then come and meet me at Club Iris.
And please remember, Kabir.
Sit on that cycle and steal a red rose. Don't buy it! Bye!
But where will I get a petticoat from? Hello! Hello!
What... what is this?! - What's this?!
Mind your own business!
Give me another cycle! There's no seat on this!
Madam asked me to give this cycle to you!
This cycle?
Hello. - Did you get the cycle?
How will I ride this cycle? There's no seat on it!
And you won't even get one.
Prince Kabir, this is your horse now.
Sit on it and leave! - Okay.
Look at this person!
He's wearing his girlfriend's skirt. - Got a hangover?
Papa, papa! Look at this! Uncle is wearing mummy's dress!
Hey! Shut up! - Lousy losers!
Look at aunt! Look! Look! Aunt! Aunt! Aunt!
Aunt! Aunt! Aunt! Aunt! Aunt! - Hey!
Aunt! Aunt! - Hey! Hey!
Aunt! Aunt! Aunt! Aunt!
Hi. - Are you abusing me? - Abusing? No...
How do you feel as a prince?
I'm enjoying a lot! A lot! - Then laugh.
Laugh? Okay!
Laugh! I can't hear you!
'Yes! '
Let the beat go!
Put your hands up! Put your hands up!
Pull him up there!
Put your hands up! Put your hands up!
Pull him up like you just don't care!
Hey, I want to rock the party.
Hey, I want to get naughty.
Oh, I know you want my body.
Come on, now get this started.
Don't... don't... don't stare at me.
My... my... my beloved.
Don't... don't... don't stare at me.
My... my... my beloved.
My... my... heart is beating faster.
Don't... don't... don't trouble me now.
After drinking a few pegs, after coming to your area...
...after losing my senses, I've gone crazy. I'm gone insane.
I'm drunk. I'm drunk. I'm drunk.
Don't... don't... don't stare at me.
My... my... my beloved.
Don't... don't... don't stare at me.
My... my... my beloved.
My... my... heart is beating faster.
Don't... don't... don't trouble me now.
After drinking a few pegs, after coming to your area...
...after losing my senses, I've gone crazy. I'm gone insane.
You're drunk. You're drunk. You're drunk.
I'm drunk. I'm drunk. I'm drunk.
Baby, baby, I feel so high.
Baby, baby, I can't deny.
Baby, baby, better hold me tight.
I'll be waiting for you just tonight.
Tonight. Tonight.
I've been jigging in here like I just don't care.
If you're up in the club, you can watch me there.
I'll be with my ladies.
Taxi, dropping Mercedes.
Boy, you know, you got your eye on me!
I'll put up what you like, what you see.
And you know what I'm feeling right now.
Come... come... come on.
Come, let's fall in love and walk the street.
Let's add soda to the whiskey and have a sip.
Why are you following me, man?
What did you say then?
Why don't we forget it for a while?
My heart is pleased today.
It's an occasion to have fun.
After drinking a few pegs...
...after losing my senses, I've gone crazy. I've become insane.
I'm drunk. I'm drunk. I'm drunk.
Dark-eyed one.
Hey, I want to rock the party.
Hey, I want to get naughty.
Oh, I know you want my body.
Come on, now get this started.
Dance with joy! Dance with joy!
The atmosphere is wonderful.
There's a guy standing there.
The guy has a good physique.
The good-for-nothing is stubborn.
There's chaos everywhere tonight.
After drinking a few pegs...
...after losing my senses, I've gone crazy. I'm gone insane.
I'm drunk. I'm drunk. I'm drunk.
You're drunk. You're drunk. You're drunk.
I'm drunk. I'm drunk. I'm drunk.
I just don't care!
Hey, buddy! Buddy! Buddy!
So, you're going to have fun tonight!
No, I'm going to drop her home.
Yes, go and drop her home. I haven't stopped you.
At least your pimples will reduce. Okay, keep this.
What's this? Drugs?
It's not a drug, you duffer! 'Ribbed' for extra pleasure.
What are you giving me?
Do you wish to become a father in childhood?
I don't want it! Let me go home! - Hey...
Let me go home! Let me go home...
Okay, listen. Keep this.
See you, lover boy!
'Finally Kuhu and I got a taxi.'
'I thought this was a very good sign.'
'Today I was going to drop her home for the first time.'
'Maybe she was shy to go ahead with the matter.'
'After all, she was a girl.'
'I should be a man and I must do something.'
'What kind of a girl was she? '
'Drunkard, snorer, a hooligan girl! '
'But how much I loved her.'
What's your name? - Kabir Archrekar.
Address?
Sunrise Apartments, Dadar.
What do you do? - I'm doing engineering.
Have you failed? - Yes... I have.
How many times?
Four times.
How many times do you intend to fail?
Until the professor doesn't get bored and passes me.
Is it a joke?
ID. - What?
Identification? - Yes... I have it... I have it.
This...
One doesn't conceive with the help of a condom!
Get out!
But mama... - Kuhu! You will never meet this boy again!
At least listen to... - No!
Mom, please! - What kind of a boy is he!
But... - He has flunked so many times! No!
But Kabir is not like that, mom!
No! - And in his wallet... my God!
Mom, at least listen to me! - Wait a minute!
Where are you going? - 'AII my dreams had been shattered.'
'I wish I had never failed.'
'Then today even I would have lied unconscious...
...along with Kuhu and her dad.'
'I thought perhaps, ugly and the crazy girl...
...aren't destined to unite.'
You are here?
Did my mummy and daddy see you coming in?
I knew that... anyway, forget it. I came through the window.
What? - Pack your bags.
What? - Pack your things quickly. - Why?
We're going to Goa. - What?
Why are you asking so many questions?
Will you get up or not?
But... your mummy and daddy?
My mom and dad are in Rajasthan.
Now get up, go out and tell your parents...
...that your college professor has asked you...
...and some special friends of yours...
...to prepare a special project report...
...which requires you to go to Goa. Okay?
Have you thought of everything before coming?
No, I've just watched 'Bombay to Goa.' Idiot!
Suitcase? What's the suitcase for?
Carry your college bag and take minimum clothes.
Minimum clothes.
If a stupid idea comes to your mind then I'll kill you!
Hey! My bike! My bike!
These eyes... and this style.
My heart... and my arms.
Who are they looking for? Who are they searching for?
You're not the one.
These eyes... and this style.
My heart... and my arms.
No, no, no, don't mess with me.
Don't try and get on with me.
No, no, no, let's do it right. Let's make it right tonight.
No, no, no, don't mess with me.
Don't try and get on with me.
No, no, no, let's do it right. Let's make it right tonight.
I skip breaths. It freezes.
Wonder whose dreams I weave.
Who's the one I'm so restless for?
These eyes... and this style.
My heart... and my arms.
These moments are humming, glowing and luminous.
Let's live it to the fullest today.
Be with me, forget everything.
That's what the moment indicates.
Come close to me.
Listen to me and quietly tell me all that's hidden in your heart.
Perhaps, I am the one in your dreams.
These eyes... and this style.
Your heart... and your arms.
Tell everyone that perhaps, you have found your beloved.
These eyes... and this style.
Your heart... and your arms.
Tell everyone that perhaps, you have found your beloved.
Do you know why we have come to Goa?
To conduct a research on beaches.
100 days.
100 days? Have you written a new film?
It's been 100 days since we met, you idiot!
Then... boyfriend and girlfriend?
Who? - We.
Not boyfriend and girlfriend but master and slave.
I am the master and you're the slave.
Come on, massage my feet.
Hey, I thought I'll get a leave in Goa at least.
What happened? What happened?
Some... insect!
Thank God, you're at least scared of something!
Kabir, girls tend to get scared.
Are you a girl?
Why? Am I not a girl?
Don't I look like a girl to you?! - You beat me so much! See.
You beat me! That's why I say you're not a girl!
Why? - Do girls beat like that?
Girls can't beat anyone? Aren't girls strong?
If they are strong then that doesn't mean I am weak!
So you want to try your strength with me!
Come on! I'll show you! - I'll finish you off in a jiffy!
What happened?
Insect.
It's getting late, Kabir. We must leave.
'She blushed. That's it! Our love was just about to begin! '
'And it was going to be a huge, roaring plain...
...brighter than the sun, deeper than the ocean.'
'I was so happy. I felt as if I've got rid of all my worries.'
'There was just one thing lacking.'
'When will she come towards me, hold me...
...and say, Kabir, I love you.'
Hi. - Hi.
Kabir, I've recorded our favourite songs in this...
...for our anniversary.
Really? - Yes.
This...
I'm sorry, Kabir. I'm very sorry.
I don't think I have the courage...
...to tell you what I want to...
...standing so close to you.
Nice song!
Kabir, you have no idea what you mean to me.
I thought I can forget my past and move on with you.
But we live in different time zones, Kabir!
Then how can we be happy together?
I'm sorry! I tried a lot, Kabir! I can't forget my past!
I'm sorry, Kabir! I'm sorry! I can't forget my past!
Get roses! Roses!
Hey!
Someone fell! - Where's she headed to?
'I don't know why she left me like that, over there.'
'When I came back to Mumbai, I found out that she...
...hadn't returned home.'
'I went to her house a lot of times to find out.'
Mister, Kuhu who lives on the third floor...
...did she come back?
She hasn't come, sir. She left.
She hasn't returned as yet? - No, she hasn't returned as yet.
Thank you.
'She didn't even talk to me for quite a few days.'
'Maybe, I lacked something...
...because of which she didn't love me.'
'I guess I was just a loser.'
'Then, after a few weeks, I got her message...
...that she wanted to meet me.'
'This time, I wouldn't have let her run away.'
'This time, I wore a new shirt...
...and I even borrowed father's car.'
'I had decided that I was going to share...
...all my feelings with her.'
'And hers as well.'
Mr. Kabir, it's for you.
Thank you. - Welcome.
'Hi, Kabir. Can I tell you something? '
'I was very happy with you.'
'Wonder whether you know about it or not.'
'The man who I loved before meeting you, is no more.'
'The day I met you for the first time...
...it was his first death anniversary.'
'Actually, I was always looking for him in you.'
'I know I was wrong. But what to do? I'm sorry.'
'I met him for the first time at V.T. Station too, like I met you.'
'You know, even he would listen to everything I said...
...like you did.'
'We decided our entire future in Goa.'
'But one day, he just left me all of a sudden.'
'It was as if my life had come to a halt.'
'When we were together, I kept meeting his mummy...
...quite often.'
'In fact, she wanted to introduce me to a nice boy.'
'But I couldn't gather the courage.'
'The day I met you for the first time...
...I pleaded to him in my mind to free me from his memories.'
'Then wonder why I felt as if he had brought me to you.'
'Earlier, I thought that he'd be happy to know that...
...I'm no more single.'
'But the more I came closer to you, the more he became jealous.'
'The more I started loving you day-by-day...
...the more I started feeling guilty.'
'Today when we aren't together...
...I'm living alone, trying to forget him.'
'Lf I don't come back to you then assume that...
...I haven't been able to forget him.'
'Wonder what's written in our future, Kabir.'
'Wonder where and how we'll be.'
'Because you live in the future...
...and I am stuck in the past.'
'Yours, Kuhu.'
Shall I serve you some curry?
No, I've enough. I just want to live for this.
Chiku! Chiku!
What happened, dear?
What has happened in just a moment?
You've cast a spell on me.
I've gone away from you but it seems as if...
...I've gone away from myself today.
I miss you. I miss you.
I can't even die. I can't even die.
I miss you. I miss you.
I can't even die. I can't even die.
'Even I wrote a script in Kuhu's memory.'
'My shattered love story but with a happy ending.'
'We could at least unite on paper.'
I had never imagined that such a day would come.
Everything would seem Ionely without you.
I'm restless, I'm uneasy, I'm sad.
I keep wandering around like crazy.
I'm lost and gloomy. I'm quiet all day.
I've gone away from you but it seems as if...
...I've gone away from myself today.
I miss you. I miss you.
I can't even die. I can't even die.
I mean... it's a good sign to slap sometimes...
...when you're in love, right?
And on your birthday, I'll wear a petticoat...
...and ride a cycle without a seat, go to a garden...
...steal a rose from the gardener and...
'Even after my entire life has changed...
...Kuhu's memories are with me all the time, even today.'
Kuhu, look, he's an old friend of your papa.
Behave well. Don't argue.
And don't even touch whiskey, okay?
And you too! - What?
Don't even touch whiskey. - No.
You know what happens to you! - Yes, yes...
Hey! - Hello! - How are you?
You've lost so much weight! - Even you've lost a lot!
Good evening. - Very well, thank you.
Hello! - Hi, please.
Sit, sit.
Do you get beer here? - Yes! You get everything!
Waiter!
No... warm... warm... I'll have it warm.
Kuhu! No matter what Hemal says...
...we'll surely take Kuhu home!
Dad!
Look at her! She's become so beautiful!
We like the girl!
And we too! Absolutely!
Okay, forget about us.
Let the boy and the girl sit together and talk at least.
Yes! Go to the patio outside, enjoy the...
...cool breeze and talk comfortably over there!
Yes. - Go. Go, go, go.
It'll be better if they talk to each other.
So our parents finally united us. Please.
I guess they know best.
Yes, they do. Formal introductions. I am Hemal.
Kuhu.
So... Kolkata! Two years in Kolkata. How was that?
Away from the crowd of Mumbai. Just what I needed.
Very good.
Waiter. - Yes, sir?
I'll have a chilled beer. No...
I think I'll have a black coffee.
And what about you?
I won't have anything. Just water.
One black coffee and a bottle of mineral water, please.
Okay, sir. Thank you. - Thank you.
By the way, if you want to have a drink... I don't mind.
I'm... I'm fine with girls drinking.
I don't drink. Thanks. - When did you stop drinking?
No... I mean, you loved to drink whiskey, didn't you?
So when did you stop drinking?
How do you know that?
Kuhu, I want to confess something.
This meeting has been arranged by our parents...
...but I have investigated everything at my level.
I hope you don't mind.
Actually, it's about our future...
...it's about our entire life, right?
Right.
By the way, if you want to know anything about me...
...then go ahead. I don't mind.
It's okay.
Kuhu, I know that... - Ma'am, for you.
Sir, your coffee. - Thank you.
Kuhu, I know that... you've lost your boyfriend.
And I can understand what you must've gone through.
Even I had a girlfriend but she ditched me.
Time heals all wounds. For example, us.
Today we are sitting here and discussing our future.
I mean... who knows what's going to happen?
I'm sorry... I didn't intend to upset you.
Well, I think it's better if every relationship...
...begins with honesty.
Are you okay? - I'm fine. - Good.
By the way, I met your best friend. Kabir.
I've heard that Kabir is Kuhu's best friend.
He's a wonderful boy.
He told me 10 techniques to win over your heart.
I learnt them by heart. Should I tell you?
Number one, don't expect her to be feminine. It's not her style.
Number two, don't let her have more than three drinks...
...or else she'll slap anyone, anywhere.
Number three, if you go to a restaurant...
...don't order coke or juice but just black coffee.
Number four, if she slaps you, pretend as if you're very hurt.
And if you're really hurt, then pretend as if...
...nothing has happened.
Number five, buy a red rose for her on her birthday.
No, don't buy it, but steal it.
Number six, learn to swim.
Number seven, get ready to go to prison for her.
Kabir...
'Number eight, if she threatens to kill you...
...don't consider it to be a joke.'
'Number nine, practice running...
...wearing sandals with 6 inch long heels.'
'Number ten, she likes writing scripts.'
'Make sure you encourage her.'
Hello. Is Kabir at home?
Kabir? Who? - Kabir Achrekar.
Achrekar? They left this house few months ago.
The number you're trying to call is permanently out of service.
The number you're trying to call is...
...permanently out of service.
Terrace.
Kabir!
Oh God!
I'm sorry, Kabir! I'm sorry!
Please forgive me! Please forgive me!
Yes, mother? - Chiku, do you remember?
You have to go to meet aunt Sandhya today.
Yes, mother. I remember. I'll go there.
Don't forget, dear. - Yes, mother.
Bye. - Bye.
Aunt!
You're meeting me after so long! - So wonderful to see you!
You look so beautiful! - Thank you!
Even you look the same! - Oh! Come on!
How have you been? - Very well! And you?
Wonderful.
You were in Kolkata? - Yes, for one and a half years...
...so that I could forget Aditya.
I hope you've forgotten him now.
You must move on with your life.
I think I'm ready now.
Hi, aunt!
How are you, naughty boy?! It's been so long!
Where have you been for so many days!
Your mother told me that you've come to Worli...
...so many times but you didn't meet me!
Doesn't he look just like Aditya?
I've been trying to bring you both together for so many years!
But he never has the time! Right?
He always refuses and tries to ignore the matter! Right?
He makes excuses not to meet me!
So, Kuhu, this is Kabir, and Kabir, this is Kuhu!
Have you both met each other earlier?
'So, friends, now I am not slapped any longer.'
'I said slaps.'
Put your hands up! Put your hands up!
Pull him up there!
Put your hands up! Put your hands up!
Pull him up like you just don't care!
Put your hands up! Put your hands up!
Pull him up there!
Put your hands up! Put your hands up!
Pull him up like you just don't care!
Hey, I want to rock the party.
Hey, I want to get naughty.
Oh, I know you want my body.
Come on, now get this started.
Hey, I want to rock the party.
Hey, I want to get naughty.
Oh, I know you want my body.
Come on, now get this started.
Where's the picture?
Don't... don't... don't stare at me.
My... my... my beloved.
Don't... don't... don't stare at me.
My... my... my beloved.
My... my... heart is beating faster.
Don't... don't... don't trouble me now.
After drinking a few pegs, after coming to your area...
...after losing my senses, I've gone crazy. I've become insane.
I'm drunk. I'm drunk. I'm drunk.
Come, let's fall in love and walk the street.
Let's add soda to the whiskey and have a sip.
Why are you following me, man?
What did you say then?
Why don't we forget it for a while?
My heart is pleased today.
It's an occasion to have fun.
After drinking a few pegs...
...after losing my senses, I've gone crazy. I've become insane.
You're drunk. You're drunk. You're drunk.
I'm drunk. I'm drunk. I'm drunk.
You're drunk. You're drunk. You're drunk.
I'm drunk. I'm drunk. I'm drunk.
Hey, I want to rock the party.
Hey, I want to get naughty.
Oh, I know you want my body.
Come on, now get this started.
Hey, I want to rock the party.
Hey, I want to get naughty.
Oh, I know you want my body.
Come on, now get this started.
I'm drunk.
Dance with joy! Dance with joy!
The atmosphere is wonderful.
There's a guy standing there.
The guy has a good physique.
The good-for-nothing is stubborn.
There's chaos everywhere tonight.
After drinking a few pegs...
...after losing my senses, I've gone crazy. I've become insane.
I'm drunk. I'm drunk. I'm drunk.
You're drunk. You're drunk. You're drunk.
I'm drunk. I'm drunk. I'm drunk.